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TIFU by getting paranoid and exposing myself on instagram live

(Throwaway because this is genuinely too embarrassing to post on my normal account. )

I (a legal adult, don’t worry) sometimes have some pretty ridiculous paranoia, and today one one of those times. I saw some creepy post, ironically enough on this app, and it threw me off all day. So badly so that when I got a shower, I was nearly paralyzed in fear that something was going to be outside the curtain when I got out.

My entire household was asleep, and obviously I’m not going to wake someone up and have them watch me get out of the shower, so for some reason I decided the next best thing to do was to go on to my Instagram account and start up a live video. That way, if anything happened to be there, at least there would kind of be people there with me. One crucial detail I had forgotten was my mirror is directly across from the shower. So, after waiting a second for a few people to come onto the live, I bravely yank the curtain back as fast as I could.

Promptly revealing my entire naked body in the mirror.

I turned the camera away and ended it as quickly as I could, but the damage had definitely been done. Thankfully my account is private and the only people on there were friends, but I am still so embarrassed I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look anyone of them in the eyes again. On the slightly bright side, this was so mortifying that the paranoia is no longer taking over my mind!

Tl;DR- in a bouta of paranoia about something being outside my shower, I went on Instagram live to have someone with me to make sure nothing was there. Yanked the shower curtain open to fully frontal flash the people on there

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