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TIFU by passing gas at my new in-law's house

As per tradition, this did not happen today but actually happened yesterday, at Christmas Eve dinner. For context, my husband and I got legally married a week ago yesterday, we only signed the marriage license and have our wedding planned for early next year. So, we went over to my in-laws for Christmas Eve dinner. After dinner, the four of us were chatting in the living room. I got up to use the bathroom which is located very close to the living room. I flipped on the bathroom light switch and didn't bother with turning the fan on as I was only there for a quick pee. I peed, wiped, stood up, pulled my pants up, and turned to wash my hands at the sink. My ass was facing the door. At that moment I involuntarily let out an extremely loud fart. After a pause, I heard them all laughing in the living room. I was mortified, hoping that by coincidence something funny was said or they were reminiscing on a gag gift that was exchanged earlier that evening. As I walked back to the living room they quickly started gathering our left-overs and gifts to help carry out to the car. They all looked like they were holding in laughter, I tried to act unfazed and oblivious to their behavior. We packed the car and said our goodbyes. As soon as my husband and I pulled away in our car he asked if I had farted in the bathroom. As I confirmed he burst out into more laughter. When we got home I received a text from my father-in-law that read "Enjoyed having you both tonight. Lots of laughs. Have a great holiday tomorrow. It's so nice that we feel so comfortable being in each other's company." Yeah, I'm never going to live this down.

TL;DR Used the bathroom at my in-law's Christmas eve dinner. Farted so loud everyone heard. As a newlywed my new father-in-law texted me saying it's nice I'm comfortable in their company.

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