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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

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TIFU by playing Among Us with my (used to be) girlfriend

So me and my girlfriend were on Discord together bored out of our minds. That’s when she came up with the idea to play Among Us. I agreed, and we joined a public lobbies playing together.

So in one round I get the engineer role (for those who haven’t played among us for a while, it’s a role where you can vent as a crew mate) and I vent in front of her. She freaks out and presses the button and snitches on me, telling the people I was an Impostor.

They didn’t believe her and they skipped. I then told her on vc that if I was the impostor I wouldn’t even kill her because that’s messed up. She on the other hand said “I would murder you first if I was the impostor.”

So next round I’m the Impostor. I killed her first and I started laughing because she was so surprised by it. So I begin to finish the round off by winning. After I won, I continued to laugh about how she was so unaware of me killing her.

Then she got angry at me and told me that I promised I wouldn’t kill her as an impostor, so I broke the trust I had with her. I thought she was joking at first because ITS AMONG US. A GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO LIE.

She then said things like “What kind of boyfriend does that” “You’re just like my ex” “you shouldn’t be laughing, that proves you don’t care about me”

So I argued back with her telling her it was a game about fucking beans and she’s getting so worked up over it.

We kinda yelled at each other on VC which led to her breaking up with me because she couldn’t trust me anymore.

WHAT THE FUCK. 😭I really just lost my girlfriend over amogus. Here’s a little bit of our convo after we got off vc and stuff.

https://ibb.co/fpJJBX7

TL;DR: My girlfriend and I played among us together. I killed her as an impostor and she went off at me which ended in us breaking up.

Edit: Just so y’all know I’m 17 she’s 16. She/or I is not 12 as much as this sounds like something a 12 year olds would do

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