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TIFU by accidentally scaring an old lady

Didn't happen today but thought I'd share. So my office manager at work is 61 and she is an absolute babe (she's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom' vibe). We have great banter and can be quite boisterous together.

Anyway, I was coming out of the tube station the other day and I thought I saw her, there was a lady quite far ahead of me who had the the height, hair cut, and also dressed the same way as my office manager. So I called my office manager's name out a couple of times, and she didn't turn around so I thought that she couldn't hear me or had headphones in or something.

I ran up to her so I was side by side, and went 'OI' really loudly and to my horror, it was not her, but an older than 61 year old lady. I was absolutely mortified, the poor woman jumped out of her skin, I jumped out of mine on realising it wasn't who I thought it was, and I immediately started apologising profusely and explained that I thought she was someone else.

A couple of people witnessed this and burst out laughing and I could not get away fast enough at that point. Poor thing. I hope she is having a good day.

Tldr; I spooked an old lady by shouting loudly at her thinking it was someone else

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