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TIFU. By asking out a girl, who was just being friendly.

Ahaaaaaaaaa, this is embarrassing but I just want to get it off my chest. I'm a 20 y/o BTW.

I get to work as a sports photographer for an ongoing football event.

Matchday 1 : There's this girl, a volunteer making sure everything is in place. She's standing next to where I was photographing. After a little "hi-hello", we talk at the half time and I tell her about the football organization I work with. A nice little conversation and then the night ends.

So, this event is behind closed doors and we're supposed to get covid tested before every matchday.

A day before matchday 2 : We meet, another "hi-hello" and a nice little conversation. This time we exchange Instagram IDs and vibe over how we both have broken phones.

Matchday 2 : We meet again at the same place, but I've to shoot some videos. So, I have a rushed conversation with her. Me & my team had to leave early cause the match got cancelled.

At this point it's become an inside joke in my team that "this is my stadium girlfriend"

Later we exchange phone numbers over Instagram.

We have 2 nice little conversations over text, and my brain is like : Hmn, interesting girl. It'd be nice to get to know her and maybe ask her out.

Me to myself : okay, you have 4 more matchdays to go. Take it slow, she's probably just being friendly. Don't. Rush. In. Based on the inside jokes. Maybe you can try to flirt a little, either way only ask her out on the last match day!

Matchday 3 : Cancelled.

Me happily texting her for another nice little conversation.

Me : I should ask her for a hang out.

My brain : You'd be rushing in! BAD IDEA.

Me : Ahaaa, I'll just casually slide it through

Me over text : I think, you is an interesting person... and it'd be nice to get to know you! Wanna hang out some day?

Instant Regret. And before I could unsend this message, she's already seen it.

Her : Sorry if you got any wrong ideas

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now, I have 3 more matchdays to go and I guess it'll be awkward. I am not asking anyone out for all of 2022.

Should've taken it slow and only asked her out on the last day, wouldn't have had to worry about the awkward moments.

FML, not I'm out here with, "wise men say, only fools rush in" playing on back of my head.

I hope I mange to suppress the awkward and play it cool, for the rest of the matchdays.

TL;DR : Met a girl at a 6 matchday football event. Talked to her like twice, texted her like twice, thought she was interesting. Told my self I'd only ask her out on the last matchday. Ended up asking her out after the 3rd Matchday (over text). Now I have 3 more matchday's to go and it may end up awkward.

I WANT AN UNDO BUTTON!

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