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TIFU by using the restroom before class

So today is my first day for this particular class. As usual, I have first day jitters and I am overthinking everything. I triple check that I have my notebook, pens, laptop, etc. I do my makeup and dress up in this cute light sun dress. It helps with my confidence if I am happy with what I am wearing. I also put on a fluffy penny coat that falls just below my thigh. This will matter later.

Class is in about 10 minutes, and I am about to walk over when I realize I need to pee. It's a two hour lecture so I decide to use the restroom really fast. This is where the fuck up comes into play.

What I didn't realize, is that in my hurry, the bottom of my dress got caught on my panties when I pulled them back up. This dress is super thin and light, so I litteraly did not feel it tucked up in there. And since I had that long penny coat on, I still felt fabric against my butt. Thus, I had no idea that under my coat, I had just created a draped display of my ass.

Fast forward, I come into class and sit somehwere in the middle of the lecture hall. There are people on all sides of me. Time comes for first time introductions. Stand up, state your name, major, why you took the class, the basic stuff. I have bad social anxiety so I am getting real nervous, repeating these like 3 basic things over and over. My nerves are making me sweat so I take my pennycoat off and sit on it.

Now its my turn. I stand up and face half the class. It is here where I feel the cool crisp air carress my bum. My brain halts all actions to access the situation. My hands run down the back of my skirt and are met with a tragic reality. The skirt ends far too soon. It is at this moment I realize about half the class, the TA, and my professor, are now staring at my butt cheeks. Mortified, I slap my booty back down into my chair, and despertaely fail to remember my own name. Seconds feel like hours, and I eventually stutter the most pitiful introduction imaginable. I am met with a prolonged moment of silence, until the next student just continues along as if nothing ever happened.

So anyways, I don't think I will ever be able to look my professor in the eyes again. I'm dropping out, moving to Alaska, and starting a new life. I litteraly lived the nightmare where you show up to the first day of school and somehow forget your pants.

TL;DR Accidentally showed the class my bum when I got up to introduce myself.

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