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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by using my phone when it was charging

This took place last night. English is not my first language so i apologise for any grammatical errors that might occur.

Let's start with some context. I don't really know why but sometimes when my phone is charging, my screen does stuff that i'm not making it to do, for example put in some random letters when i try to type or just clicking somewhere where i'm not clicking. Might be because of my phone and might be because of my charger. Doesn't really matter since i'm getting a new phone soon.

Now to the story itself. Me and my bf were playing on playstation 4 and chatting in a party. I asked if he liked my spongebob shirt and he responded with "idk i haven't noticed it" (we mainly talk in snapchat, so he has seen it). I proceeded to send a picture of it to him. He asked "do you want to show me what's underneath it?" to which i replied sure. This is where my fuckup occured.

I lifted my shirt and i wasn't wearing a bra. I took a picture and proceeded to send it to him... but my phone decided that now was a good time to act up and instead PUT IT IN MY STORY. Fortunately I noticed it right away but it took me at least 5 seconds to delete it since my phone isn't very fast anymore. I just hope no one saw it and if someone did, I hope they never say anything about it. It wasn't even a very flattering picture. My heart most sertainly skipped a few beats and my bf won't quit teasing me about it.

TL;DR my phone screen doesn't worl properly when charging and clicks things that i don't. Accodentally sent a nude to my story in snapchat that was meant for my bf. Managed to delete it with a heart skipping multiple beats and a boyfriend teasing me.

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