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TIFU by finally losing my marbles and misplacing my watch

Was about to head out and wanted to put my watch on. Went to the charger to grab it and it wasn't there. Oh OK I must have put it on the table. Nope not there either. Did I take it off and put it by the side table, no. Had I put it by one of the other power points for charging? No. I started searching all the rooms of the house I know I've never left it in before. Of course not there.

Now the irrational thoughts started coming. I went to an appointment yesterday, did I take it off and leave it there. Oh that would be a pain having to sheepishly go back and ask to look for my watch. But no I'm sure I had it when I got home. Could it be possible I left the door unlocked and someone has walked in and ignored everything else to take just my watch? Feels far fetched.

I started a second cycle of the house, nope still not on the charger, not on table or side table. Where could it be, this is bizarre. How could a watch just disappear??

Yeah of course it was on my wrist. You hear of this happening, but think it must be a joke right. So it's started, the cognitive decline has begun. And yes, I'm sure you predicted this outcome from the title. But that's because you still have a fully functioning brain!

TLDR Frantically searched house for missing watch. Turned out was still wearing it. My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it.

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