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TIFU by getting my dog neutered

This happened a while ago. for context this isnt really about my dog, more or less the dog that is in love with him.

so when we got our black lab. The wife and I decided it would be best to neuter him when the time came, as we had no plans to let him sire puppies and ive read that if you do it you should do it before he has the chance to have sex so he doesnt know what hes missing. which is what we did.

for our boy, it was the right call.

but.

for the yellow lab that is in love with him....

every month we take our lab to a pet groomer to get him cleaned professionally.
the groomers have a yellow lab, and they have been trying to breed her FOREVER. but she HATES other male dogs..... except for ours.

she will actually get behind our dog and start mounting him like.. HEY.. DO THIS TO ME!!

but because our boy has no balls (literally) he has no idea what is going on and just kind of walks away from her lol.

it's sad to think that the only dog she is interested in is incapable of feeling the same back. sad times.

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TL:DR, my dog is the only dog another dog wants to mate with but he has no balls =[

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