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TIFU by pasting a screenshot of porn from 2 days ago on a shared Google doc while in a language tutoring class

This literally just happened and I'm freaking out. I've been learning Chinese for the past few months and have a great tutor who I've gotten along with, and her lessons are pretty interactive utilizing shared Google docs.

Well in today's lesson we were doing an exercise and I was copy and pasting some text onto the slide, but when I hit Ctrl+v a screenshot of some porn I was watching 2 DAYS AGO just pasted onto the slide.

My heart sank, I Ctrl+z as soon as I saw it but there's a delay on Google slides to sync between devices, so it definitely showed up on her screen for a second. Neither of us really acknowledged it and I tried to ask a question to distract from the topic immediately.

This has never happened before, my keyboard doesn't even have a prtscrn button, so I'm perplexed as to how a screenshot of my screen was taken from DAYS AGO and was STILL on my clipboard, but I feel like a line was crossed and I hate myself lol. I don't think anything will come of it, especially over time, but damn, first TIFU in a while.

TL;DR: My computer somehow took a screenshot of porn I was watching from days ago and pasted it on a shared Google doc with my language tutor during our lesson and I never want interact with society again

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