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TIFU Going to the Dentist After Rough Oral

Last night, the bae and I engaged in our adult sexy pleasures. However, this time the alcohol gave me super deep throating powers. My gag reflex was practically non existent, so of course… I kept doing it for at least half an hour. Very unlike me. Great night, no fuck ups.

Well, this afternoon I had a dentist appointment for teeth cleaning. Right before the appointment I brush my teeth thoroughly because I don’t want them to think I have trash oral hygiene. After I’m done cleaning, I give my mouth the full inspection as if I were in the chair at the dentist and OH MY GOSH!!!! I screamed in sheer horror. My entire throat is red and bruised with some bright red spots, and it looks so terrible.

I immediately start my google research to see what is happening to my throat. Not strep, not a cold, not tonsillitis, not a sti/std… instead it is bruising from getting my throat punched in by his penis. And of course, the only place I could confirm this was Reddit when I saw a similar post, and her throat looked just like mine!!! You’d think this would make me feel fine knowing it’s not the end of my throat, however, I still had to get my teeth cleaned and have two people staring down my throat.

Needless to say, I was so nervous and contemplated just cancelling the appointment. I decided to stick it out to avoid the cancellation fee, but during the entire cleaning I was trying not to open my mouth all the way. Luckily, the two ladies working on my mouth didn’t make a single comment about it or seem disturbed. I guess they’ve seen a lot worse than my dick bruised throat.

TL;DR Gave rough head the night prior, went the the dentist for a cleaning with an oddly bruised/red spotted throat

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