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TIFU by forgetting about my Hentai NSFW steam account when a girl I invited home logged into her account from my computer.

Throwaway account for obvious reasons.

So as the title suggest, I had a girl come over today to watch some anime shows and play some mario kart and that kind of games on my Nintendo Switch and all in all spend a good afternoon together.

Everything was going great until we burnout of the Switch games (she's more of a PC player so I understand she was not having as much fun as she was not familiar with controls and the games and was just not good enough for it to be entertaining) so she suggested we install a coop game she had on her steam account, she needed to log in from her account though, an account she shared with a lot of people, some of them, exes and friends.

I was totally oblivious to the fact that some time ago I used to use an account focused on NSFW games. To sum up, I own my main, serious account of gaming for friends and then there's this forgotten (I swear) account I used to use to explore NSFW games.

I thought I understood how the steam library worked. As far as I know, the library shows the games installed on the computer, regardless of the account being used, it just says the game is used by the user who plays it. Well, I thought I erased any trace of said kind of games from my computer a while back now since that account is old, and that's because my main steam account does not show any NSFW game installed. I would see that game from my main account if it was there, but little did I know, now that I think of it, I probably just hid it from the main account instead of uninstalling it, tricking myself into thinking I did uninstall everything and trolling my future me in the process.

So this girl just logs into her account and while looking for the game in her library she encounters one JOI hentai NSFW game. She looked baffled since we reviewed my steam account before she logged into hers, just to show her what games I owned and which ones we could play without needing to install a new one and we saw nothing suspicious on my main account. She turned around all confused while reading that the game was played by an user she did not know, my secondary NSFW account. I tried to look as confused as her since she had no way of knowing that account was mine as it's a completely different nick from my other account. My face has never been so poker and my voice has never sounded so interested into the unkown account that somehow got into her library and left a trace of a NSFW game.

I was as appalled as powerless as I saw her taking a damned picture of the screen showing the game in the library, just to share and have a laugh with her friends, probably, I assume. I could not stop it if I wanted to look innocent.

The best, lucky part is she did not think for a moment that it could be my very own copy of the game I just don't look or talk like the kind of person to do that stuff and I am very private about it. She assumed it could either be some sort of mistake or someone she shared her account with being very little cautious about what games they played in that account even if they used a different account name.

The cherry on the top was that this account she thought that had the game didn't actually have the game owned, it was another friend's account that bought it, so there was no way we would have ever played the game she suggested. After we checked the game and she logged off, I logged back into my main account in front of her just to check again if that NSFW game was on my personal library as well, which of course didn't showed it but still helped prove my false innocence.

This was an unforeseeable total fuck up by my side, but just like the Skyrim meme says, my sneak and illusion stats were all maxed out (more like the luck one) and I was suspicion free and the topic was never touched again and we still had a great time.

I will forever fear the day the friends she will share that picture with clearing the mystery out and pointing all evidence at me. I just hope they have the same thought process as her and that this account's identity will remain a mystery forever. I will never be ready for the mystery to be unveiled, but I think it's very likely those friends will point the game at me.

TLDR: Used to own a NSFW steam account I thought I cleared all evidence of from my computer, but a date I brought home logged into her steam account in my computer and her library showed a NSFW hentai game played by my NSFW steam account. She did not think it was an account of mine, but she took a picture of it to share with friends.

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