TIFU By not preparing.

I am 18**

A little context sometimes I eat in my room because I'm busy doing something but I come upstairs to get the food but 1/10 times my mom would bring it down for me because I'd forget to come up. Promise I am not a gremlin who lives in the dark.

Today was a fine day for little ole' me. Been reviewing for a test I have coming up for Monday for a while and I decide to take a little break! I commence my ritual and start to scower the hub for something good. Find something I like and I commence my ritual.

I usually make sure that there is no reason anyone would come into my room beforehand. But at this time the sunlight outside is starting to dim, the light in my room is kinda moody, sitting back in my chair all comfortable; the house is all quiet and people are out, perfect mood for me. Absolutely marvelous. I am too in the mood for scouting.

I reach the point of no return, and those who know the point of no return, know that it is practically impossible to recover from it.

Then my worst fear happens.

I hear 2 footsteps outside my door. Then I bust.

The door opens. My pants are all the way down, I am butt-ass naked. My mother is standing there in the doorway holding a bag of burger king and a drink. She stands there for a second, I'm assuming trying to gather what to do. At this point, I am screaming internally, I cannot believe this is happening, I did not prepare for this because I thought this would never happen.

Now you'd expect her to walk out the door right? but no. SHE WALKS UP TO MY DESK. PUTS THE FOOD DOWN AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO CLOSE THE SAUCE. I FLICK MY MONITOR AWAY FROM HER WITH MY KIDS IN HAND. I TRY TO PULL MY PANTS BACK UP QUICK. SHE WALKS OUT, THEN CLOSES THE DOOR.

SHE NEVER CLOSES THE GODDAMN DOOR.

I CANNOT LOOK AT HER FOR THE NEXT DAY OR TWO.

Tl;dr

Got in the mood to watch something spicy, Mom walks in on me. Walks up TO me.