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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU exposing my friend wearing her own bikini

TIFU by exposing my friend wearing her own bikini

Making a throwaway account because I'm too embarrassed to post on my main one

So this girl let's call her Ashley is a good friend of mine and she's pretty cute that I have a slight crush on her. We met several years back in school and she's been close to me since.

I go to her place sometimes to play video games and gossip and whatever. This time though when I went, I experienced definitely the most embarrassing moment of my life.

We did the usual, had fun and talked about what's going on in our lives. Apparently she had some work to do that day so she left her apartment telling me she'll be back in an hour or so.

I was left alone and after some time got bored counting down the minutes when she'll return. I tried browsing the internet, taking a walk and watching TV just to kill time. Eventually I went to the bathroom to take a piss that's when I saw her bikini top and bottom lying on the laundry. Now I'm not into wearing lady's clothing kink exactly but I really wanted to try a bikini to see how I look in one since some time. So I stripped to nothing, put the bottom and even the top on which miraculously fitted onto my body while the bottom was loose and I had to hold it sometimes to not let it fall off. The bathroom had only a top mirror and I wanted to see my sexy ass in a full body mirror so I went to Ashley's bedroom and awed at how funny I looked. That's when I was returning to the bathroom as I stepped into the living room I heard the door unlock and Ashley steps in. My dumb ass brain thought she'd knock before entering so I'd have plenty of time to change but I forgot that she had the keys to her own frickin house.

Lo and behold I froze and she did the same with her covering her mouth and me in her red bikini clothing. I couldn't even get a word out nor move, I wanted the ground to swallow me whole. Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, the bottom which was loose fell off and my penis was exposed to my long time friend and I should say the room was quite cold as well. Me in a bikini top with exposed bottoms and a shriveled dick standing infront of a girl I kinda like. Without each of us saying anything, I ran to the bathroom and got changed.

The rest of the day with her was a quick one with her telling me not to do that ever again and having a quick chat about other stuff all the time while I was as red as a beet. I tried thinking of a reason why I did that but I couldn't come up with one as none would make any proper sense so I eventually went home. This happened yesterday and we haven't talked ever since I left her home.

TL;DR Was invited to a friend's house, tried her bikini while she was away. Eventually got caught red handed by her in it while also accidentally flashing my dick.

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