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TIFU by eating nettle soup

So this morning I was at a market fair type thing in my local town. There are all sorts of stalls selling arts, crafts, food, clothing, you get the idea.

Anyway, I'm walling through the stalls, and out of the corner of my eye, something catches my eye. 'FREE SAMPLES'. Immediately I hurry over to the stall as it seems like they are running out, and free stuff is free stuff right?

So I pick it up and see that it is a little tub (50ml) of nettle soup. I put it in my pocket, and soon I go home. As I am walking home, I'm feeling a little peckish, so i decide to have a little taste of the nettle soup. I take of the lid, and give it a little smell. It smells awesome. I know the soup is cold at the moment, but I can't resit a quick taste. So I dip my finger in and lick the soup off my finger.

IT IS DISGUSTING. LIKE COMPLETELY REVOLTING. I immediately start spitting it out into a nearby bush. I am in awe. How can something taste so bad? I rinse my mouth out with water for a good few minutes until the taste disappears.

Then I look at the tub to read the ingredients, to try and find out what was so bad about this nettle soup. And that's when I read the label again, and realise it was not nettle soup, it was in fact nettle soap. On the bright side, at least I have a clean mouth now.

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TLDR: Got a free sample of nettle soup. Ate it, it was disgusting, turns out I did not read the label and it was actually nettle soap.

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