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TIFU by making porn for my LDR bf

Okay disclaimer this was a whiiiiile back, like a few years, but it just came to mind and I’m still shuddering from the long term cringe.

So my bf and I had been in a relationship for sometime- he works away (oilfield job) so I really only see him person once or twice a month during his days off. To keep the “spark” and to make sure he doesn’t lose his mind, I send him sexy videos here and there. At this time I was still living with my parents and we were both saving to get a place together! Anyways, my man has been gone for about two weeks at this point, parents are gone, I’m home alone, so I know what to do, get sexied up, cute lingerie, set up the camera, slowly take it off and diddle myself, basically making him a solo porno. So I’m set up, spread eagle, doing my thing.

When out of no where the door to my room SWINGS WIDE OPEN with reckless abandon, with my mother asking “Hey what do you think we should do for supp- OH MY GOD” and the door slammed shut.

I marinated in the embarrassment for a little and eventually came downstairs and spoke to her, said something along the lines of “I’m sorry, but I’m like 20 now can you please knock next time”

We never spoke of it again, For the rest of the time I lived there she knocked before coming in though! So that was nice!

TLDR; mom walked in on me masturbating on camera for my bf, she learned to knock tho!

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