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TIFU for eating baked beans before a drive in movie

An hour ago we got back from a drive in movie. We’ve been together for years and we have no shame in tooting and such in front of each other.
We had barbecue foods for dinner and of course baked beans. I love baked beans, however they are still baked beans and I already have IBS like most people. It was almost like the exact moment we pulled into the place I started getting pain in my sides. Normally when I toot I don’t care , it’s just him so I don’t care. It was so extraordinarily horrible we had to get out of the car and go to the snack bar and get food. We got back and it was almost like it stained the air. So we got out again after rolling down the windows and walked back to the snack bar and pretended we forgot drinks even though we had brought those with us. Im hoping it was the lighting but I swear he looked pale afterwards.

TL;DR: ate baked beans before a drive in and almost knocked out my boyfriend with my horrible toots

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