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TIFU by lying to my grandma

TIFU by lying to my grandma

It was my mothers birthday the other day and my grandma bought a vase with flowers on her grave in promise to return the vase after the flowers wit back to the flower shop. She doesn't live in the same city as we do so she told me to pick it up since I was going to her for lunch in a couple of days, she called me about 2 days later if I picked it up and I said I did... I meant to go the day after the call to pick it up, low and behold, it was not there the other day. Someone either threw it in the trash or someone stole it. I went to her place yesterday and said I forgot it in hopes she will forget about it... Everything was going smooth until she said, I'll be coming on wednesday to visit you since I have an appointment close by. Now I'm sitting here waiting for the day she'll come to tell her that I lied since the vase is nowhere to be seen

TL;DR: I lied to my grandma thinking she would just forget about it since we live in different cities, she is coming to visit me in 2 days... Shell probably tell my dad and hell be hella mad.

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