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Tifu by sleeping at the beach naked

I (m 58 indian dude) was at the beach by my self enjoying some quality time under the sun. I usually go on the weekdays (im retired) but decided to go today as i had no plans.

I get there and its surprisingly empty. This was early in the morning so understandable. I took this chance to try something i have always wanted to. Bury myself in the sand...naked.

Now i dug a hole and got it then covered up. It felt rather relaxing and i planned to stay there just 5 mins then hop out.

About 45 mins later i am woken up by 2 girls (probably mid 20s, super hot) holding a volleyball. They asked if i could relocate and this is where they usually set up their volleyball net.

I said sure and the two girls helped me get up....but as i was being pulled out i relized i didnt have shorts on...but it was too late....as the sand dropped off me one of the girls screamed "omg" and the other just bursted out laughing. There were some other girls there who saw and they also started laughing but tried to cover their mouths with hands

I frantically got my things, wrapped myself with a towel, and ran to my car.

Told my friend and he insisted i share this.

Im hoping they dont share this story to their other friends

Tldr: accidentsly flashed some girls at the beach

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