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TIFU by getting a boner in a public nude spa around my gf and strangers

This happened today when I was at a nude spa which we have a lot of here in Germany. Me and my girlfriend wanted to go somewhere to relax amid a very hectic week so we decided to drive to a premium spa made for primarily adults to relax in saunas and cold pools.

I knew it was gonna be nude and mixed and I thought I was fine with that. It felt very freeing being fully naked in a sauna and especially since you could sit with your gf together.

We went to the pool and the sauna and switched betweeen them. When in the sauna I sat next to my gf meaning that I couldn’t really see her body and almost everyone else was pretty old and not someone you would like to see naked. Well yeah it all changed when three very beautiful women who seemed to be friends entered the sauna.

They sat right in my field of view. I knew it would be hard for me to not get a boner because I’m quite visual and well naked pretty female bodies turn me on to be frank.

So I ended up getting a rock hard boner and it was so embarrassing because you can’t really hide it and everyone knows what’s going on in your head. I looked down at the floor to try to think of something else but it kept going for quite a while. I could hear the three women giggling in an amused manner.

I didn’t want to stand up to leave the sauna because that would be extremely embarrassing. At this point when I could hear others laughing a bit my gf petted my back and laughed it off too. After a few minutes it eventually went away and me and my gf went to the pool to cool off.

It wasn’t the end of the world and we thought it was funny but it was still embarrassing and not something I would like to experience again. Luckily nobody got outright angry or anything like that.

TL;DR: Went to a naked spa with my gf which are common here in Germany. It was mostly old unattractive people in the saunas but suddenly three attravtive women entered the sauna it pretty much gave me an instant boner which happened to made the girls laugh and eventually the whole sauna too. It was incredibly embarrassing but not the end of the world since nobody seemed to have gotten angry over it.

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