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TIFU by going on a double date / halfblind date with my nephew

Well, I will try to keep it short.

A while ago I met this girl who I really liked. She was beautiful. I wanted to see her today, but she couldn't leave without her niece. So we made a plan that she was going to bring her niece and I bring my nephew (they are both single) to our date, so it was a double date.

I asked my nephew if he was interested in joining us and he said yes, but only if the niece was also beautiful. He really insisted on this and, without knowing the niece, I told him she was gorgeous too.

Well, we went to the coffee shop and sat down. After like 10 mins they arrived. Well well well...

My girl was really beautiful, long blond hair, blue eyed, skinny, curves in the right place while the niece was... well... I don't want to exaggerate but her face was covered with big red pimples, she had very thick glasses, one eyebrow, very hairy over her face (forehead), she was fat (no offence but like really really plussized) and so much more.

My nephew was in shock and then this niece tried to get closer with him. She tried to hold his hand but he refused and excused himself to the bathroom. Then he came back and told me that his mother had called him and we BOTH needed to go. The niece stood up and literally yelled at him for being rude and said we MUST stay. My girl needed to calm her down so we could sneak out.

My nephew doesn't talk to me anymore... But I can't stop laughing😂

TL;DR I fucked up by going on a double date with my nephew

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