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TIFU by saying that my favourite movie is cujo on Facebook

For starters I’m not going to say that cujo is a bad film but it certainly isn’t my favourite. About 2 weeks ago my family decided that we wanted to watch a movie on the projector we have out side, but after a few minutes of struggling to set it up then finding a movie we all wanted to watch we settled on watching the Stephen king horror: Cujo. At some point at the start of the movie my mother decided that she would take a photo of the movie on the projector and post it to Facebook. Not long after her posting the photo someone that we know commented asking if we was watching cujo, now we were all a bit confused how he managed to tell the movie was cujo from one picture but I respond to his comment by saying that yes it was cujo and then my mum asked how he knew it was cujo and then I jokingly asked wether it was his favourite film or not, he said it wasn’t his favourite film but it was a good one, and then I thinking it would be funny commented “cujo is my favourite film.” Now I thought nothing of this until last week I was in the car and I got a message from my mum saying that there was a package for me at home and I was confused as I hadn’t ordered anything, so when I got home I opened the package to see it was a cujo figurine which was relatively expensive (~£50) that was gifted to me from the guy. Turns out he collects horror movie figurines and wholeheartedly believed that my favourite film was cujo. He messaged my mother saying that he had the figure lying around somewhere in a box and wanted it to go to a home where “it is appreciated”. So now I have to pretend for the rest of my life that my favourite film is cujo.

TL;DR - I made a stupid joke to a man on Facebook about my favourite movie being cujo, he sent me and £50 cujo figure now I have to pretend my favourite movie is cujo

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