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tifu by killing a shark

So I'm going to keep this short

I was going shark diving with scuba gear for my first time ever yesterday because I was afraid of sharks before and I had to train to get over the fear and be ready and not get a panic attack and do anything dumb while swimming with sharks

Anyway after we got there and jumped in the water it was really beautiful of course and we just chilled with fish until the first shark came and I was really nervous but eventually I pat it's back and I was comfortable around them I don't think these were great white sharks because they weren't aggressive

So after a while and we were bout to head out one of them bad boys comes straight at me I got really scared and didn't know what to do but then I remembered the guy on the boat told us if a shark comes at you just hold its nose and direct it to another direction

After I held its nose I was still really scared so I quickly tried to direct it to another direction but accidentally flipped it upside down and it didn't move after that at all Completely still after like 10 seconds I thought about petting it's bellie but realized they get horny like dolphins and rap me underwater

So yeah we left it like that and left and it was not moving

Now I didn't really pay attention to the fact I flipped a shark untill today my friend told me that sharks get immobilised and die after some time after getting flipped

So yeah I might have accidentally killed a shark

Also not English so if English is bad don't mind me

TL;Dr might have accidentally killed shark

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