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TIFU by looking through my friend's little brothe's google search history

TIFU by looking through my friend's little brother's google search history

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I will change the names to maintain the dignity of the people involved, enjoy ;)

So, the other day, Me (f), Marco (m) and Katy (f) were talking about google, dark web, creepypastas and etc.. And suddenly i introduced the topic of "weird google searches" and we mentioned the ones we did as a kid.

A litte bit of a background, Katy's phone broke and she was using her little brother's (male 11) phone, and I HAD THE BRILLIANT IDEA of looking up what was he searching for. i was not a good idea.

it all started with naruto, meaning of some weird words and minecraft skins or ideas of house building. We started going deeper and deeper to see more and that's when when traumatizes Katy.

This little mf was looking for incest. more specifically these "step sister" or just "sister" ones. just a reminder, he's 11.

Some of the things we founded were (he doesn't type words correctly, so i'll make the effort to type this just the way he did):

- real secs (this one was actually kind of funny, like... REAL SEX?afaevfhaefvehjfvj)

- neked women

- men suking penes

- neked men

- neked sis stroking penes

- penes

- endermen sex

- creper and zombie sex

- two mens havin sec

and belive it or not, it gets worse. this mf was searching HOW TO CUT EXCESS GLAND SKIN. and worse, but i think i wont describe them (its my first time posting and i dont want to get banned)

i have the pics of the searches (not images, just the weird searches), but unfortunately i cant post them here.

so yeah. now Katy is afraid that, one day, her little brother might grow up and develop sister related fetishes. shes horrified and totaly angry at me. :,) i dont blame her.

TL;DR i gave the idea of looking the browser history of my friend's little brother's (11) phone and i found out he's into stepsister/ old sister porn, minecraft porn, gay porn and how to cut his excess gland skin off.

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