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TIFU by purposefully sleeping with a young man's wife, ruining his entire life and being completely evil.

And yes I have a tiny dash of proof down on in the post.

Long story short, I [25M] have extremely severe bipolar disorder. I have been institutionalized many times for it, to give you an idea of it's severity there was once a time when I was driving my car and I got an extremely energetic urge to drive it into a pole out of sheer rage from thinking of a past event. Today's fuckup started because of a chemical issue I would assume. Last week I had to stop taking Latuda, as it was destroying me. So I switched to Zoloft, and yesterday it started kicking in. One of the common things for these meds for me is that they tend to at first trigger REALLY brutal manic episodes before things get better, which is where today's (Yesterday's) story starts.

I was playing a gig at a bar in Portland Oregon with my bandmates, and this really nice looking young (Probably about 18 or 19?) Mexican girl approached me and said she liked our stuff. She had a wedding ring on and she noticed I was staring at it and said "Are you going to rob my stuff or something?" laughingly. Well something really dark just kicked in and I felt the energy of a million men course through my veins and felt completely invincible. So I asked her if she was married, she said yes. I asked her if she wanted to come back to my apartment, she was nervous at first but I convinced her to come. One thing led to another and we had sex, particularly she performed oral on me. INSTANTLY after I was finished, I regretted what I had just done. Particularly because I felt the energy and ego in my brain completely flood out of me almost like a cartoon. I kicked her out of my apartment and started pacing around my apartment freaking out. Almost like clockwork, 4 hours later I got some very angry DM's from her husband who easily found me on Instagram. Basically threatening me and telling me to pull up at his place.

Well the adrenaline and mania from being confronted by a man WAY larger then me caused me to revert back to my previous energy. So I said the following things to him in response. According to his friends who I share mutual friends with, he's plotting on assaulting me when I least expect it and knows everything about me and his family wants to kill me too (I'm a very skinny white guy, less then 140 lbs 5'7, the husband is over 6'4).

Just another example of how this disease will destroy your entire life.

TL;DR I decided in a fit of manic rage to sleep with another man's wife and then challenge him to a duel.

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