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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

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So I think a few days ago I saw a post on tiktok about this guy on Reddit who made a Cbat reference in class. Now I’m still in 11th grade going to give my last session of O levels this October. I do 5 coaching and most teachers are strict besides my physics teacher. He’s kid back but not a bad teacher yk. Anyways so like 2-3 months back this guy from class got our sir a Spotify account. So he kinda can relax when he’s stressed with work. It’s a big story so won’t tell why. Anyways everyday before our class he asks us random stuff yk like interests or hot tea, most of us are from different schools so it’s fun to know about dramas. We were asked about our fav song today and I joking mentioned cbat cause I was sure no one knew about it.No one did(I think)and my sir liked the song. Now two guys from another school gave me weird looks, after class the guys told me “so you like this huh? Wanna try on Friday to see if it’s good with a 3sum” I was disgusted and told them off in public which they couldn’t take and went back in to tell my sir that I gave him a s€x song. He wants to speak to me tomorrow and I’m so nervous,fml. Ps: I’m from a 3rd world mostly Muslim conservative country so this is a major deal. TL;DR

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