TIFU by asking my momma if I could eat candy

NSFW for mention of marijuana use, just to be careful

So I'm 26M, and I'm staying with my parents. Happy Thanksgiving everyone who doesn't celebrate but likes taking time off to hang out with their family and stuff.

Anyway I get some pretzels from a vending machine this afternoon and when they fell out they knocked out some peanut m & ms too. Which is great because I wasn't expecting to have them but I freaking love peanut m & ms.

Anyway then it's tonight and I'm high and I want some peanut m & m s. So I get some from my bag. Then I decide this would go great with some club soda so I walk to the kitchen with the m & ms in one hand to get a can because my dad doesn't mind sharing.

I run into my mom in the kitchen. "I'm going to eat some peanut m & ms," I tell her.

She's says, "no."

I'm confused.

"Not right now," she says.

So I sit down at the table and she leaves the room. And I'm sitting there with my peanut m & ms and I'm so confused. So eventually I go to her in the living room and say.

"Why not?"

She says, "why what?"

I say, "why can't I eat my m & ms right now, Mom?"

And she says, "huh?"

Anyway, after much confusion it turned out that I thought she thought I had asked her if she wanted to eat m & ms. Now it's like an hour later and she knows I was high and that I asked her permission to have candy and she thinks its hilarious.

Tl;dr: Got high and misunderstood a conversation, much to my mom's amusement.