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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by beating up my best friend

* I did post this yesterday but had to delete and make adjustments for legal purpose * 

I’m only saying it’s Fuck up because I’m in a lot legal trouble for it, but I will be lying if I say I actually regret it. I M18 have a younger sister F14, that is pretty much quiet and shy girl gets straight As and never is really a problem at home pretty much the golden child, if you asked my parents a couple months ago. But to me and my family surprise she has come up pregnant. We were all so very shocked because me personally have never seen my sister interact with any guys plus she’s very much an introvert. We asked her who was the father and she didn’t want to say and that she just wants an abortion and it doesn’t matter. My parents were heavily frustrated that she didn’t want to tell us and tbh so was I, I told my best friends about it and they were also so shocked about. But one of them we shall call him jack( m17) was more concern then anybody and asking list of questions of “ how far as long is she “ and “ what is she going to do “ . I thought he was asking all these questions because he was concerned but looking back that was a major red flag.

One day I came home from school and my mom told me she needed to talk to me. We sat down and she told me straight up that she figured out that the father to my sister’s baby is and it was my best friend jack, she checked her phone and found very explicit texts between them and that they been secretly dating for sometime. Everything started piecing together for me and I just felt so betrayed and extremely disgusted. That the girl he was always bragging about hooking up and shared explicit details about with was actually my sister he was referring to and not some random chick.

Later that day I met up with friends in the garage, I knew jack was going to be there the minute I saw him I just saw red and I really don’t remember. All I know next thing I know I’m getting arrested and jack is getting taken in the ambulance. Now I have a 1st degree assault charge. Which is not good because I can be facing some serious jail time and college might be out of the picture for me . And as for my sister I feel bad, my parents are hounding her about not getting an abortion and everyone in our town knows she’s pregnant. So her mental health hasn’t been okay and she doesn’t leave her room anymore nor talk to me. but that is my major life fuck up. TL;DR

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