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TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE]

Had some people messaging me about any Christmas updates since we spent the holidays with them.

She pretty much left me alone with her brothers, dad, uncles and male cousins as soon as we got there so I got grilled a bunch. Had an uncle asking me a lot of details about how we met and also my job and the youngest of the three brothers joked really loud “don’t ask him too much because he might tell you things you don’t want to hear” and her dad just shook his head while he laughed his ass off. Uncle was confused but I think that was the scariest moment I had.

Had a bunch of wine with them too that I couldn’t refuse and the gf was mortified and pulled me aside and asked me if I said anything stupid when she saw lol. Fortunately I was more ready this time.

One of her uncles is very wealthy and got everyone including me a ton of expensive gifts which was super nice I guess. Gf got an insane amount of gifts which seemed crazy to me from everyone in the family too and she said it’s normal cause she’s the youngest.

Her mom was as always super nice to me and we spent most of the time after that hanging out with her. When my gf was busy her mom actually pulled me aside and took me upstairs and showed me a wedding ring with a huge diamond that belonged to her mother and said I can take it now or whenever I’m ready come and pick it up from her. I told her she could hold it for now but maybe next year when I’m 30 I’ll come and get it.

Overall one of the best Christmas I’ve ever had.

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TL;DR Got tipsy and revealed intimate details to GF’s 3 older brothers. Fortunately it all worked out thanks to her wonderful mom!

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