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TIFU by losing my cellphone at the grocery store

TIFU by forgetting to delete my nudes

obligatory; this happened a month ago but the shame was too much to bare to post it so quickly. Throwaway account for obvious reasons.

Me(36M) and my wife(35F) like to flirt a little and keep things spicy both in and out of bed. Occasionally I send her nudes. You know... teasing and stuff. I usually delete them from our chats to avoid embarrassing situations.

Anyway, on the faithful day of my fu, I had to return an RO(reverse osmosis) unit to a shop to get it fixed. Me being the way I am, forgot the invoice for the said RO. Not wanting to go back, I asked whether it was ok if my wife sent us a photo of the invoice. She agreed and I called my wife asking for the photo. As soon as she sent it over messenger, I opened it and gave her my mobile. Now here is where I did my second fu. I could have just sent her the photo, but why would I? It's not like I have any personal intimate stuff on the chat with my WIFE!! Anyway, she starts zooming in, and I could see she accidently changed photo(you know how messenger allows you to scroll through chat images). I also saw the paniced expression on her face as she quickly went back and forth. I was confused at to what was happening; asking "Is everything ok?". She stuttered a yes. I could feel something was wrong but couldn't figure out what. Anyway, she managed to get the info and handed me back my mobile. At this point, I decided innocently to investigate what was going on. Keep in mind, I had long forgotten about what I send my wife on our chats.

As soon as I opened the chat and image scrolled, shame hit me like a ton of bricks. Bells from game of thrones came to mind at that point. I couldn't speak. There I was, stark naked exposing myself on camera. The lady at the desk, tried to be as professional as she could, I avoided any eye contact like the plague. I tried to cut the conversation as short as possible, only answering with yes and nos which fealt even more shameful everytime I spoke.

TLDR: I forgot to delete the nudes from the chat I have with my wife and the lady at customer support got to see me in my birthday suit.

For the lady at the desk, I'm sorry.

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