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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by watching porn while forgetting I still had my bluetooth on.

So my mother has come to visit me at my my house, she's been here for 2 weeks already and it's been nice. I had a long day and came back to her sleeping sat up on the chair in the kitchen, I was exhausted too and went to bed, I hadn't watched any porn for like 4 weeks and took it as an opportunity before I slept and while she's sleeping downstairs. I thought I'd turn the volume on a little bit for the beginning bit as theres no way she'd hear it. I can't hear it , so I turn it up more, still cant hear it, turn it up a little more, then I hear something from downstairs like its coming from a speaker and the penny drops, she must have switched the bluetooth speaker on to try to use it but couldn't figure it out and fell asleep.

I'm still connected to it from the nigh before and still had my bluetooth on. I just blasted porn downstairs waking up my mother. I knew she heard it cos I heard her moving afterwards. I thought there's only one way to redeem this so I came down pretend laughing like i did it on purpose to wake her up in a silly way. But she looked at me like she knew I was lying cos that's not the type of thing I'd ever do. Plus I came down after a minute or two for my erection to go down. Oops

TL;DR: Watched some porn while being still connected to the Bluetooth speaker downstairs and blasted porn waking my mother up who was visiting.

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