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TIFU by getting too invested into my phone and forgetting to lock the bathroom door

Alright so basically about 30 minutes ago I (18M) got to go on my break, and needed to piss. I did my thing, washed my hands, but got too invested in this Bonnie and Clyde article I was reading. Without even realizing it, I put the toilet cover down, put one foot up on it, and just spent like 10 minutes reading this article, I was so invested and kept jumping from article to article.

I somehow forgot to lock the bathroom door, and so it swung open and it was my manager himself. At first he turned away and said “oh sorry” but then realized that I had just one foot up on the toilet with my phone in the other. He gave me the weirdest look and just walked away without saying anything.

How the fuck do I explain being in a masturbating position with my phone in hand while in the bathroom at work lol

TL;DR I was reading an article at work with my foot up on the toilet and my manager walked in on me and (probably) thought I was jerking off.

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