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TIFU by going threw my father's old things (extremely Nsfw)

So today my father asked me if he payed me about 20$ would I go threw his building little building that got built like 20 years ago

Fuck up number one was agreeing to this. I went into this fucking mess and I start grabbing random stuff to steal (old cassette tapes, cds vhs tapes, etc) I pack some of the stuff I'm going threw cds and dad's (most of them are burnt cds so they have really unspecified name like (racial slur music, rock mix,pop mix etc). then there's this one I read at the time as (it was smeared and hard to read) "anime love" (this was a normal assumption as my dad used to watch anime often)

As I find this I store it away until I leave expecting to uncover an old burnt copy of a bleach episode or something. I went about my business cleaning out the place finding more cds and stuff like that and then me and my father start a fire to burn the card board boxes and garbage in it. We let the fire go out and I go back in.

I grab the mysterious disk and put it into a DVD player. The disk began to play and I'm met with A horse having sex with a woman while several men watch I then immediately ejected the disk and realized what the disk actually said It didn't say "anime love" it was instead something far worse. It said "animal love"

TL;DR Today I fucked up by discovering my father had horse porn burnt on a DVD

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