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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by making my girlfriend (21F) drive to mine (22M) for 35 mins at midnight just for me to fall asleep and not open the door when she got here

I (22M) had a busy day today. I’m in the process of finding a new job and I had more than 3 interviews. I worked from 8 to 12 in the morning. Left work, attended 3 interviews at 3 different corners of my city. I’d come home and I’d given word to my cousin id help him out with his work, cleaning commercial windows. I didn’t finish until 10. I got back home around like 10.30 ish and called my girlfriend. We’ll she’s not my girlfriend cause we haven’t made it official yet but we both consider we’re a couple but we don’t wanna put a name to it. She said she’d never missed me more that how much she’s missed me today. I honestly did miss her too. I just didn’t have the time to call her and have a proper chat all day. It was just short texts and calls. We both really missed each other and we both were extremely horny too. I told her come to mine and she agreed. She told me don’t fall asleep I’ll be there in 35 mins. I agreed, I told myself I should go open the door for her if I fall asleep but my bad luck that just remained a thought. She got to mine and left 13 missed calls and god knows how many texts. I live with people in my house and the house has a doorbell but she’s just an extremely anxious person. I woke up at 5.30 this morning in shock and I rang her. I immediately knew I fucked up. The guilt has never hit so hard. She didn’t pick up and she texted me saying what the fuck I want. I apologised saying I’m sorry and it was an honest mistake but that just invited more abuse. She’s telling me she got lost on the way back cause she was crying even tho she’s made that trip more than 100 times now and somehow ended up on the expressway which is 5kms further west of where she’s supposed to go. I feel bad and can’t believe how stupid I was. But also, she could’ve just rang the doorbell. She is no stranger in my house. Everyone knows her. And how do you get lost when you drive the same road more than 20 times every week. I texted her I’ll make it up to her and she said my texting is shit and it’s making her more angry. Any suggestions how can I make the situation better ? B

TL;DR I was stupid and fell asleep when I asked my girlfriend to come see me and left her stranded at midnight. She’s furious and I need to win her back

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