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TIFU by offering a sweat-covered candy to a girl.

So I (26F) have been going to the same gym for about a little over a year now. During this time I befriended one of the girls who happen to work out at the same time as I do. Part of this friendship is a stupid game I play with her by hiding those little paper-wrapped candies in one of my two hands and she guesses in which hand it might be (I give it to her either way). The thing is, I keep these candies in my pocket and I usually see her before I work out. This time, I didn't see her until I finished my workout. I did our stupid game and gave it to her. As soon as she touched it, she dropped it on the bench next to her, buried her head in her phone, and started to act standoffish. I didn't think much about it but some moments later it dawned on me. I had just had the most vigorous workout I have had in a while (160-180 BPM for 45mins) with this paper-wrapped candy in my freaking pocket and it must've been soggy as all hell by the time I handed it to her. All I wanna do rn is bury my head in the sand.

TL;DR: gave a girl a paper-wrapped candy that had been in my pocket for an entire 45min workout and she was rightfully disgusted.

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