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TIFU my mom wore my... yknow rag..

So, this happened last month. I felt so terrible about it, but not gunna lie, i kinda chuckled....

So, my mother came to visit for the first time in years. I was excited to host her. She slept in my room and i took the couch.

The day before she showed up, i (as borat would say) made hand party, and like every guy ever, i finished up, and wiped up with the nearest Tshirt. I then put the shirt in my dirty clothes hamper and forgot about it.

The next day, mom comes and after i get her settled in my bedroom, she takes a shower and stuff, then comes out WEARING THE SAME SHIRT. It was red heather, so it was hard to see the stain, but they were clearly visible on her back.

MORTIFIED, i go "MOM that shirt is dirty, lemme get you a new one, dont take shirts from my dirty laundry." She was none the wiser, and i will NEVER EVER EVER tell her the truth of that day.

TL;DR: mom wore my cum shirt.

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