TIFU By buying cool menthol Shampoo for the first and probably last time

This actually happened today.

I'm on vacation in a much warmer environment than what i am used to, and I was running out of Shampoo. "I will just buy a big one, i'm gone for 4 more weeks anyway" i thought To myself. So I went to the local supermarket and and browsed the Shampoo section.

I'm the kinda guy that just use the closest available Shampoo for the entire body, so I was in uncharted waters. I spotted a head and shoulders and recognized the brand. I could choose from 3 different Shampoos. In my confusion i came to the conclusion that the cool menthol one would feel nice and cool in the heat, and it was cool... a little too cool.

Fast forward to the shower, i Open the bottle and immidiatly smell the strong scent of mint, "this smells great!" i thought to myself, as I had never experienced mintyness in my Shampoo before. I Washed my hair, my arms, my upper body and my legs, and my skin began to feel weird, like i had recieved way more refreshingness than i bargained for, but as i said, it was very hot, and while feeling weird it was nice.

However as i was showering in my blissful ignorance, the nice feeling of the minty burn was planning its ambush. Before i realised what I had done, as I thoughroughly washed my nether regions, my poor, unexpecting penis was burned with the force of a thousand fresh mints. I whimpered in pain, as the Shampoo stood above me, feasting itself in the view of another victim of the unexpectetly high amounts of menthol.

TL;DR - It was a lot more refreshing than what I anticipated.