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TIFU By Trying to do Squats in The Shower

It's been a long day. I was just at a party/gathering, I'm tired and wanted to just shower, and go unwind. So, I start to run the water, hop in, and then just do normal shower things. I wash my hair, etc, and absentmindedly while rinsing out some shampoo, I randomly decide to do some squats. If you ask me why, I won't know what to tell you. I don't even know why I did it.

The shower was obviously slippery, and after like, five, I start to slide around a bit. I have one of those bath + shower combos, and so there's a showerhead and a faucet. And as I'm being my idiot self, I bend down, slide backwards, and try to stand up in the worst possible spot. Right under the faucet. The faucet in my shower/tub is weirdly high-up and sticks out a bit longer than it probably should, so I hit myself REALLY hard on the underside of the faucet. It hurt like hell, and I get that 'Oh shit, what did I just do' feeling, trip over my own feet and fall down.

At this point, now my knee is hurting from where I hit it on the way down, and my lower back/ rear is starting to bleed, and there's this weird half-circle/crescent mark on it from the faucet. My sister knocks on the door, asking if everything is okay, and I lie through my teeth that the shower curtain fell and that everything's just peachy. Wondering how I could be so stupid, I get back in, and finish up, not before getting soap in the wound and in my eyes.

Now, about two hours later, I have a huge bruise on both my lower-back and knee. Moral of the story? Don't do squats in the shower.

TLDR: Tried to do squats in the shower, and got absolutely wreaked by my faucet.

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