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TIFU by being a gentleman and letting a friend of mine use my toilet first.

This happened about 30 minutes, I just finished cleaning it up. Be ware the picture is not for people with weak stomach.

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So about two or three hours ago me my friend and his GF went out to a local restaurant, we had a few pints of beer and some fries and pizzas. After about half and hour we paid and went to a rock concert that was happening at our town centre. Well after 5 songs from the band, I start to feel my stomach bubbling and being upset. My friend's gf also said she needed to use a toilet. We did not use the one at the restaurant because it's outside the building and you need to take a key from the bar, and exit the place and walk about 10 meters to the restroom. So I suggest we go to my apartment which is just 5 to 7 minutes of where we are.

Mind you I have a very week stomach, but I said to my friend's GF that she can go first, ( she asked me politely ) and I said "Of course no need to ask me, I was going to let you first anyway ) . So we head inside mind you I live on the fourth floor that means around 46 stairs .( While climbing the stairs I start to feel unseasy i feel my stomach aching and bursting ) First thing I did was prepare my self so Ican go in and sit, panic sets in and I start walking around I can feel the shit comming out of my ass. I went and took a basin and ducked over it. At that time I shot shit like a cannon missing the basin and just destroying my tiles, I start to pee like a hose, this is happening in my kitchen which is 1 room away from the WC, my friend is waiting in the living room.The whole thing lasted about 30 seconds, I felt huge relief and embarrassment. As I checked behind me I saw a huge splurdge of shit and my wallet in the basin inside shit and pee. I removed my jeans and underwear, and I looked up, seeing my friend's face. It was pale and confused, he did not said anything. He just left with his GF.

Picture/ https://imgur.com/OKeOqVu .

TL;DR: "Shitting on my wallet and tiles because I let my friend use the restroom at my apartment first."

First edit: Language, excuse me if I made spelling errors, English is not my native language.

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