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TIFU by walking into my new neighbors house.

I’ve just moved into my new house which is on a street of an old village, the neighbours front door and ours are right next too each other, our ones black and theirs are white, I was tired after working a long shift at the local factory (it’s hot and I had to stand for the whole shift which adds to the drowsiness) and didn’t realise I was opening their door until I realised that the front hall layout was wrong, I quickly shut the door whilst saying “oh shit wrong house” and quickly went in our door instead, worst part is that they have a ring doorbell so they probably have footage of me being a dumbass, I haven’t even met them yet so I’ve probably just made a really bad impression!

P.S - if your reading this and think your my new neighbour, I just want to say Sorry!

TL:DR - went in my neighbours home by accident since I was tired, and they have a ring doorbell = footage of me being dumb

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