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TIFU by falling asleep with a bin bag on my head and boobies out

So this has happened around 6 years ago but for some reason I only just remembered it - my mind maybe just wants to protect me from this cringe.

I used to work in Greggs doing a 5.30am-11.30am shift which meant I had to be up dead early. By the time I’ve finished work I was ready for a small nappy nap again before cracking on with house work and stuff.

One of these days I thought I kill 2 birds with one stone and start dying my hair before going off to sleepy land. I don’t know how other ladies do their hair but basically I shut the curtains, take my top and bra off (to prevent black dye getting on it) and whack a black binbag around my head. I’ve set an alarm for 45 minutes and gone to sleep on the sofa.

Around ~40 mins into my nap I woke up to the sound of our creaky stairs. I’ve jumped up to see wagwan and saw this builder looking geezer going down on it. He just shouted up to me saying ‘it’s all done’ and left before I could’ve even ask any questions.

I was so confused, I messaged my (now) husband immediately who told me that the landlord has messaged him the previous day that he’ll send someone out to fix the toilet that’s making a honking noise. I’m guessing the landlord must’ve given him keys too to let himself in in case we’re out.

So this poor builder guy must’ve come in, saw me half naked lying on the sofa with a bin bag on my head, somehow fixed the toilet without waking me up and tried to sneak out of the apartment but i caught him in the act.

I’m bloody cringing every time I think of this, I bet he was thinking what the hell is wrong with this girl. But he did fix the toilet that sounded like a foghorn so it’s a win.

TL;DR: fell asleep half naked with a bin bag over my head and traumatised an unsuspecting builder who just wanted to fix my toilet

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