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TIFU by holding in my shit.

Today I fucked up by not holding in my shit. Well, technically ut wasn't today but yesterday. Yesterday I hadn't gone to the bathroom in like 4 days and had relied on fast food and the grimace shake. Well, when i got home i immediately went to the bathroom cuz my stomach hurt SO BAD. As soon as a sat down, gallons of long logs just came out of my body. AND IT WOULDNT STOP EITHER. for nearly 20 minutes I was on the toilet just having my internal organs pulled out of my anus. Every time I thought it was over, IT WASNT. it just would not stop. But I finally got tired of shitting so I took toilet paper and wiped. Well, when i flushed the toilet. THE SHIT FLOODED MY TOILET. making poop water go everywhere and onto the floor and into my shoes too. I had to get my dad to unclog it nearly 2 hours later (he was at work) and he was SO MAD. that's all.

TL;DR: held in my shit, clogged toilet, got shit water everywhere. dad was mad.

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