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TIFU by masturbating on my last night before my 25th birthday.

So this literally happend last night. It’s my birthday today. Yay me? Never tought I remember my 25th birthday like this.

It was almost midnight and my horny ass brain tought it was a good idea to have a nice climax to start my new year.

But just as the climax approached, the universe had a cruel surprise in store for me. It was just past midnight, i’ve been beating the meat for around 10 minutes. I was just about to finish up my session but than without knocking the door swung open.

Yes, my mom had chosen this exact moment to surprise me and wish me an early birthday.

So there I was, naked on the bed. No sheets because it’s summer and warm as hell. While my mom was just standing there. The smile on her face quickly faded when she realised. She just walked away and closed the door.

The worst part might even be that I did not even enjoy a nice cum. But that might be my least worries for now..

TL;DR: Wanted to beat the meat but just before the climax my mom decided it was a good time to wish me a happy birthday.

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