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TIFU by sewing up my brothers childhood toy

I was vacuuming the house when I found these little beads everywhere. It’s happened before so I assumed It was coming from one of our stuffed animals. My brother has had this puppy toy for like 18 years, so me being sentimental I decided to sew him up and fix him as a surprise. I hyper-fixated on it to the point where my mum told me off for not eating dinner, it was my favourite dinner too. I was super proud of my work, so I decided to run up to my brother who was upstairs and show him. Mind you this is a very open area, literally a second little living room just upstairs. Bro was “fixing viruses when his finger slipped and his pants fell down.” He didn’t see me, but needless to say I immediately went back downstairs and just put his toy on his bed. You needa do, what you needa do… but jesus christ, what if it was my mum instead? It’s like just whipping it out in the middle of the kitchen. I lost my appetite.

TL;DR: Spent a lot of time sewing up my brother’s childhood toy, went to give it to him and accidentally caught him wiggling his worm. 💀

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