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TIFU by streaming prn to the living room TV.

Yep. Our worst nightmares have happened to me. I was in my room, about to jack off like everyone does. I close(and lock) my door, and go sit on my chair, boot up my pc, ready to wank my weenie. So, I'm on the website, and I needed to go fullscreen. I click on the fullscreen button. Or did I? Seems like I didn't because I clicked the "Cast to TV" button instead. I didn't realize after like 30 seconds. The worst part is that my kitchen is very near my living room, and my mom definitely saw. After realizing the cast to tv button was glowing, I immediately turned it off. I didn't even jerk off after that. I was so scared and my heart was probably beating at 200bpm. I went down for dinner, and both of my parents gave me "the glance". they said to go to their room for a "chat" when I'm done eating. I'm literally typing this as I'm eating, I think I'm dead.

TL;DR: I accidently steamed p*rn to my living room tv and my parents found out. I'm in trouble.

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