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TIFU by being too nervous and talking too much

I have been talking to this older woman I met on Doublist for a few days now and we planned to meet. One of her biggest conditions for meeting up with someone was that they had to be able to host. Well, I (24M) still live with my parents and the house can be empty from time to time. After days one nonstop texting and masturbating over the phone we both got horny and decided to meet today. We were both getting ready and exchanged photos, I gave her an address relatively close to mine but not exactly mine (gotta be safe out here) and everything was good. While we were both getting ready, we were asking each other questions for reassurance because you never know when it comes to people you meet online. Right as she was about to leave I nervously told her that there might be an issue sneaking her in because of the timing of people coming back to the house. That threw her off completely and she suddenly wasn't interested in coming over. The more I talked the worse it got and she just straight up blocked me saying that I lied and couldn't host at all.

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TL;DR I tried to hook up with a girl who was strict with hosting and lied saying that I could host with no one around. I nervously talked too much and fumbled a potential hookup.

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