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TIFU by Introducing r/place to a co-worker in my office

Hey fellow Redditors, I have an embarrassing story that happened today at my workplace, and I'm still overthinking if there's going to be any consequences.

I work as an IT consultant, and today, a female co-worker came to me seeking help with her task. After reviewing her code, I made some changes to fix the issues. While she was testing the changes, I opened r/place to contribute and check what's going on.

Normally, I'd never browse Reddit at work since I disabled the NSFW filter. However, I figured I'd be safe since I had r/place bookmarked and there was no real NSFW content on the canvas. Oh boy, how wrong was I!

My co-worker noticed all the cute artworks and asked what I was doing, so I explained Reddit and the fun event happening on r/place. She seemed interested and wanted to place her pixel on the canvas. Without thinking much, I handed her the mouse.

Big mistake! I'm always using very high DPI (mouse speed) so it was hard for her to control precisely where the mouse was going. She accidentally clicked on the Reddit logo, which opened the main page of Reddit and guess what? The second post had a very charming lady spreading her legs to show her as*hole. I instantly panicked and hide the screen with my hand then closed Reddit, but I'm almost certain she caught a glimpse of it.

To salvage the awkward moment, I tried explaining to her that sometimes there's random pictures from subreddits you aren't part of showing up (obvious lie) and advised her to never open Reddit in public, as you never know what you might stumble upon.

After helping her with the task, she remained beside me until we were certain everything was working fine. As she returned to her desk, I couldn't gauge her reaction since I didn't dare to make direct eye contact. Hopefully, she won't see me as some pervert from now on, and I sincerely hope she keeps this incident to herself.

TL;DR: I introduced r/place to a co-worker at work, she accidentally went back to the front page of Reddit where she saw a very naked lady spreading her ass.

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