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TIFU by meeting up with an online friend for the first time and getting high

Im sorry for any spelling mistakes or grammar issues, I'm doing this on my phone.

So this didn't happen today but happened last night, for some backstory, I met this guy online about 2 months ago, he was a friend of a friend from college that I met online in my college friend's discord server. We would game together and generally have a good time.

So this week I had to go on a work trip from Monday to Wednesday, I realized that the city I was going to for the trip was in the same town where this guy lived. I contacted him on Discord to let him know I was in town and that we had made plans to hang out on Tuesday night since it would be my last night in the area.

Tuesday came around and we finalized the rest of the plans; what we were going to do that night, where, and when. You know, the whole schpeel. We decided that after I finish work he was going to pick me up, get some food, buy some weed, and just chill playing switch games for the rest of the night. He picked me up at the hotel after work around 5:30 pm and we went to get some food. I was trying my absolute best to hold a conversation with him since I could feel that he felt a little awkward. No big deal. After we went to get the food we headed to the weed store, on the way there however he asked some questions like "How much does it dank", I told him we could just smoke the joints outside so none of the smell would get into the house. He insisted on smoking in the garage and said "ill just bring some febreeze" . Since he was asking so many questions, I assumed he really dint smoke weed often; I asked if his parents were ok with smoking and that I didn't really feel like doing it anyways so if he dint want to it would be no big deal. He replied "she knows, yeah.... she knows". I would like to mention that where I live weed is legal and at least from what Ive noticed not a lot of people think its a big deal. I bought the joints, headed back to the car and put them in cup holder and he took them and put them into the middle island compartment of the car. I asked him why, he said "just so people don't see it".

I should mention we are 20, and I at least don't have to sneak around my parents, but I was having the impression that he was. Again I told him that if he doesn't want to its fine because I'm not really feeling it either. He said he wanted to. We get to his house, I say hi to his mom, we go into the basement and we start eating and watching some youtube. Everything in my POV is going fine, odd but fine, I'm enjoying his company and having a nice night. We finish eating, we got upstairs into his garage and lit up the joints. He brought the febreeze. Every time I would have a drag he would spray the febreeze at me. I didn't say anything but part of me was like "WTF?", half a joint later and I'm tired of getting sprayed so I put out the joint and put it back in the container, and he does the same. Before we head back inside his house he makes me close my eyes and spread my arms so he can spray me with the febreeze from head to toe; He even put some in my afro. Trying to be a good guest I go along with it.

Being back downstairs, we play Smash Bros on my switch. He asks me if he can have half of the joints and I have the other half to its "fair" as he put it. Again I dint say anything but was like "How is that fair? I bought them". I said "Sure" and we kept playing. During our time playing I was still trying my best to talk to him, I would say things like "Oh man your combo is nasty" and he would reply by basically sassing me back with "You can play whoever you want to, ill play I whoever I want to". Every time I would say something he would reply with that same "stfu" attitude. It was the complete opposite of how he was before we smoked, I thought maybe half a joint might of been too much for him so I just blamed it on the weed. About 20 minutes go by and I'm baked af and feeling insulted by the constant rudeness. I asked him if I could have the wifi password so that I could redownload the DLC I had on smash bros. He said that he would just hotspot me instead, the only problem was that the hotspot password he had was like: 4$333483_9)()==_==::><**)887. Being so high I wasn't able to get the password in after 10 minutes of trying. He was getting visibly angry with me so I just said "its fine I don't really need it" and we kept playing, I asked him why I couldn't connect to the wifi and told me to not worry about it.

About 10 minutes later he says "You should leave in like 10 minutes". This completely blindsided me, I assumed that we were going to hang out until I was sober enough to get myself to the hotel safely and he dint tell me otherwise. He just started packing up my switch not even a minute after he told me to leave and handed it to me and said "Let's go". So here I got out of his room and went to a different part of the basement where the cell reception was better. My data is really bad to begin with and I wasn't able to connect to the Uber app. I tell him that I might need him to hotspot my phone so I can order my ride. He gets angrier that I said that and goes "Well can't you call someone to come get you". Let me remind you, I'm on a work trip, in a city that I don't know, and staying at a hotel, if I had someone to call I would be staying with them. I said "no" he got even more mad and shoved his phone at me with the long-ass complicated password. It takes me like 4mintues to input it and the whole time I was doing it he would ask me if I was done and to hurry up.

We go back upstairs. He just brings me to the door and goes back into the basement without saying a word. So I stand there and wait for my ride alone. My ride arrives, and I thank his mother for having me over and leaving the house. The part that really pisses me off was that I wasnt sober enough to get home safe, I accidentaly ordered the uber a block away and dint realize it, so I was in the street pulling the handle of parked cars because I thougth they might have been my uber. Im black and 6ft7, if anyone saw me doing that they would have probably called the police. Luckly after about 5 minutes of me going from car to car checking if they where my uber, my uber driver came saw me, drove down to where I was and asked it I was ok. I told him what happend and that Im under the influence. When we got to the hotel he walked with to my hotel room and made sure I got in ok. I gave him a huge tip dw and 5 stars.

I got back to my hotel at 8 pm, and after running around we got to his house at 6:45 meaning I was at his house for only an hour give or take.

TL;DR: Met up with a friend of a friend while on a worktrip in a different city, he got pissed for some reason and kicked me out.

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