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TIFU by messing around with my Fiancé

This just happened about ten minutes ago. My fiancé and I after a long day of work decided to go in the pool and drink some wine this evening. After about an hour or so we went upstairs just to change out of our bathing suits. After undressing she playfully does a little booty dance in front of me and then bends over to grab some clothes. At this point I am also not wearing clothes and decide to get up behind her and give her a poke on the butt, not with my finger. She clearly was not expecting this because her immediate reaction was to have her hand go through her legs and smack what was hitting her. The problem was she used all her force to smack me in the balls. I immediately go down to the ground for a couple minutes, and she just keeps nervously laughing as she does when she gets in these kinds of situations. She swears she thought it was my finger poking her. Anyway we are now about to go eat dinner and are laughing about it as I recover.

TLDR: Decided to poke my finances butt not with my finger when she wasn't expecting it. I got smacked in the balls so hard I was not moving for at least 5 minutes.

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