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TIFU by not paying attention in the elevator, and walking into the wrong apartmment.

We live in an apartment building where every floor is the exact same layout, and has the exact same common area decor. I had taken some trash down to the dumpster, and on the way back up to the 3rd floor was browsin my phone. The elevator stops, and one of my neighbors gets on. So I get off the elevator, and walk to my apartment like normal...Still not paying any attention to my surronduings.

I open the door, and see a cat walk across the living room that looks like one of ours, but then I noticed that the apartment was very dimly lit, and the couch was not infact our couch. I only entered inside the doorway, and then I noped the fuck out of there asap, and back up to the correct floor which my apartment is on.

I am unsure if anyone was home or not, but didnt stick around long enough to find out. Really fucking embrassing, but hopefully if anyone does come asking, I can just applogize profusely.

TL:DR: Im a dum dum and walked into the wrong apartment because I was staring at my phone

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